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Ah man I’ve not heard Kryptonite in years
I have a short playlist of Superman songs.
- Kryptonite - 3 doors down
- Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors
- Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting
- Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace
- (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks
- Superman - REM
Always looking for more.
What about “(I’m No) Superman” by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?
You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce isn’t directly about him but does give good advice on treating this wardrobe with respect.
Silvergun Superman - stone Temple pilots
How could you miss Superman by Goldfinger
Superman’s Song - Crash Test Dummies
I sing it to my son at bedtime.
No One Likes Superman Anymore - I Fight Dragons
If we’re talking pure elements at room temperature, people can die from extended contact/eating/breathing beryllium, fluorine, phosphorous, hlorine, chromium, cobalt, arsenic, cadmium, antimony, cesium, mercury, thallium, lead, bismuth, polonium, radium, thorium, uranium, plutonium, and americium. That doesn’t even count all of the heavier than air gases that will kill you in a couple of deep breaths. People are very squishy and prone to getting injured by things.
Also, if you throw them hard enough, all the other elements will kill you too.
Depleted Uranium APFSDS Round says Hello!
Would have been a more useful list if OP had excluded eating, since humans can be killed by eating almost everything not intended as food.
Eating a “normal” rock might kill you too depending on the size/shape/sharpness and how quickly you can get medical attention.
Good point!
“What if I pretend like people are saying something stupid and then cleverly refute it? Yes, that will make an excellent meme.”
I don’t understand. The point isn’t that we are not vulnerable to something similar, it’s that Superman is nearly invulnerable. So, my brother in Christ, this is not a retort.
What I wonder: according to lore the conditions, where supermans people live, on krypton are so harsh that they are a strong race that is like humans under those conditions.
Now sth. With the sun is there too, but lets put that aside for a moment.
So Supermans weakness is a rock of krypton. Because the rock itself must be super radioactive or sth like that.
Anything that harms superman should kill every human in the area instantly.
Must be super radioactive…
Should kill every human in the area instantly
Counterpoint: What if Superman has an element in his body that is crucial to his makeup that is specifically destroyed/harmed by the radioactivity, while that radioactivity passes harmlessly through any other element?An anti-krypton element of sorts, if you will.
Krypton, for example, could be emitting a wave with incredibly low amplitude, but incredibly high frequency. This combination would struggle to make contact with the atoms in normally-dense objects here on Earth, but would strike an ultra-dense object like anti-krypton like a truck.
Theoretically possible, but doesn’t work with our current understanding of physics.
However when you add aliens and other magic bs it doesn’t matter what physics say. So your explanation could actually work here.
Doesn’t work with our current understanding of physics.
Hang on I can nerd this harder. It could sort of work if it’s a data signal that exists as noise which disrupts the nervous system of a Superman, but is ignored by the nervous system of a Human.
Damn you are good. Lol
Exactly. I don’t claim to be some sort of super man
Yeah but I’m not super. How’s he supposed to call himself super if he’s weak to the same shit I am.
So is a kidney stone
Been through two medical fears already, catheter up my dick (3 times) and a broken femur. Kidney stones are still on my bucket list!
Boss brought his to work one day for show and tell.
“That came out your urethra?!”
As someone who has passed about a dozen over my lifetime… I wish you may never have to go through it. I’d rather have the catheters.
Yeah but uranium kills you after a bit, kryptonite takes him out instantly.
Doesn’t kryptonite just rob him of his power and severely weaken him? It’s like uranium both the time accelerated.
Nice try but I eat Uranium for breakfast.
I think we all eat Uranium for breakfast.
Speak for yourself, I eat cyanide and hydrogen
Rock + Isaac Newton = death
One big rock from space can wipe out the entire planet.
I mean yes, but so is to much air, to little air, time, gravity, the sun, pointy sticks, our own biology every form of life in existence and failure to poop correctly.
- get near the white house
- stop time
- summon a 1lb rock of pure polonium 212
- resume time
- profit
Most rocks are my weakness, if thrown hard enough
Not only a single type. There is a lot of toxic or radioactive elements in nature
















