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pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Hey Grok

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Hey Grok

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pepsi_not_coke@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • hoch@lemmy.world
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    Eat shit, Nazi

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      Why use three word when no word do trick?

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        Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

        • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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          its more satisfying if they know its coming and still cant do shit about it

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    Who are you?

    The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he’d probably struggle up and die.

    • scala@lemmy.ml
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      If he replies back.

      Say something: “move away, you smell musky”

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    “Bald headed bitch”

    That’s at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      How could you leave out Steven Cheung?

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      No offense to other little bitches*

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    “Meh, Vivian’s cooler”

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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      i really wish she would start a social media site and also run for representative, just to watch her father squirm. seriously!

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        I get you’re making a joke, but we need fewer famous people/nepo babies in our government.

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          i am being serious - i think we would probably prevent any more nepo babies from running in government, except for vivian.

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    i’d rather NOT talk to elon musk. i’d rather talk to her daughter vivian. in just three words, “vivian is better”. seriously!

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      TIL that elon “reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy” only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi

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        Good for her for knowing who she is and taking a stand. But is there any depth here?

        Did Vivian do anything BESIDES come out as transfem bi blonde brunette pro sci fi fitchic that makes her notably distanced from her fuck knuckle father?

        There’s a weird allocation of “default points” that you apparently get for being gay or bi or trans but it doesn’t seem to be based on… Anything? Vivian is not in the news for opposing her dad or having a good stance or anything besides being born and feeling like her equipment doesn’t match her identity. Did I miss something about her fighting her dad about big issues? I’d rather avoid the whole bloodline.

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      You could also not talk to anyone with musk genes. Mental illness all the way down.

      Controversial opinion: I’m not giving de facto “sTuNniNG anD BrAVe” status to any offspring of people in the billionaire class who are raping the country. Belonging to a minority group doesn’t make you instantly more deserving of praise or status.

      The only thing I know about Vivian is that she’s trans, and that doesn’t dig you out of the hole of being an offspring of musk. If Barron comes out as Baroness she can still fuck off.

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        well vivian’s still cool. seriously!

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    Nothing, I don’t wanna talk with him.

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      Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

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    “i prefer vivian”

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    Fucking die cunt.

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    Eat blinding stew

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      I also recommend the 1 day blinding stew

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    I’m not going to waste precious words on him, he won’t listen anyway. No 3 words from me, just 3 knife wounds.

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      How about “Sic Semper Tyrannis”?

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        Nice one I like it

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    I only need two: “Kill yourself.”

    Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That’s what I get for skimming.

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    “i prefer vivian”

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      what does this mean?

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        Vivian is his trans daughter’s name.

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          Oh! Thank you, I didn’t know her name. I love her long hair.

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    Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.

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      Okay but that’s more than three words.

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    Eat Shit, Rot.

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