Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
leaves the girls belted in
If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
Sometimes you get tired!
My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really
20
20
Hindsight is…
Naked
Ain’t that the naked truth?
My life progression so far.
- 3 Pre-teens
- 18 Teens
- 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
- 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
- 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
47
Six pack is back.
Dayum, good for you!
Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.
Depends on if I had sex or not. I’m not putting them back on after, but I also don’t really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.
20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?
18 doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
20 lol
Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don’t know how we learn this. But it’s just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated
my exact reaction: AI slop
also my option isn’t even on there
Usually 18, sometimes 3.
Same. Depends on the weather.
20 unless it’s really cold
Just pile more blankets on
Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There’s probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren’t in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
More blankets don’t help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn’t freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.
Ai generated garbage or why do the bh look different every time?
Damn, good catch. The others are all slightly different too
It’s a pretty old image. For example, see this iFunny post from 2020. Maybe the artist really liked drawing bras and overlooked some things when copy-pasting the bottoms. Or another poster later wanted to add representation of their undershirt/diaper combo at 8.
You might be right. I expected this to be am unfaithful ai reproduction. Didn’t remember the artist was crazy
Hand-drawn, right?
Right?
1, always
20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it’s 3.
