President Donald Trump has taken an extraordinary step in his efforts to turn his birthday into a national celebration, with the National Park Service revealing that on June 14, his birthday, admission to national parks will be free for U.S. citizens.
In addition, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth have been removed from the schedule of free park admission days, despite both being federally recognized holidays.
Instead it will be his death day that will be globally celebrated.
I will personally celebrate with the most expensive whiskey I can find on this day.
Bro I am getting fucked up in the street
Same!
I’m trying to drink less but yeah I should go get a good bottle just to celebrate the deaths of bad people
My dad was, apparently, an alcoholic - and a pretty bad one - before I was born. I wasn’t around for it, but two of my three older siblings have told me various stories about it. He himself even told me of the night he met my mother, including the detail that that night, he was so drunk that he barely remembered how to get home after dropping her off at hers.
I don’t know how long before I was born he stopped drinking, but I only ever saw him consume one alcoholic beverage in my lifetime. When he did, he said “I wouldn’t mind one more!” but, to his credit, immediately stopped. I’ve inherited some of his proclivities, though I think not as severe, and am actively working against them. (I’m aware of the stopdrinking communities, this isn’t a cry for help.)
Point I’m trying to make is, if you’re trying to drink less or to quit … Be careful how you celebrate. He had some thirty years of sobriety to recover and was still tempted.
Most expensive is usually a bad decision. The most expensive ones been aged long is, and eventually a lot of the character goes away and it starts to taste more woody.
I go with whatever the f*** tastes the best.
His death is probably going to be the final spark for civil war
JD Vance does seem a lot like Nick Offerman’s character in “Civil War”
The circumstances seem important, don’t they? Like, it’s different if he nods off and shits himself one last time, surrounded by everyone in the Cabinet Room vs. if something external visibly happens to him. I guess either way the wolves will try to spin it to light that spark they want.
I will make it a tradition to celebrate his death every year.
Religious people love doing that.
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I still have the day he was indicted marked on my calendar annually.
here we go again with Americans thinking they are the fucking bellybutton of the universe… there are worse people on the planet than Donald Trump, his death won’t be celebrated “globally”
You’re happy he’s alive?
Proverbs 11:10
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Also, gorsh, I wonder what Juneteenth and MLK Jr. day have in common that Republicans and only Republicans dislike so much?
I find it simply hilarious that, even still, now that their mask has been completely removed, you still have conservatives and Republicans trying that age-old chestnut about how it is really the Democrats that are the racists, because Lincoln was a Republican, and because of the Dixiecrats. And trying to yadda yadda something about Robert Byrd, etc.
All while they go apoplectic about “woke”, DEI, CRT and “political correctness”, etc…
Of course, entirely ignoring everything that had happened in more recent times, like the Southern Strategy, and the Civil Rights movement, etc…there was some Republican idiot on the DP comment section that even kept rejecting the Southern Strategy as fake news for some contrived reason that only made sense in his head.
It was always so goddamned pathetic, just like their attempt to tie socialism to Nazis merely because of the label, even if it’s easy to point out the fact that the Nazis targeted unions, Communists and socialists.
But the fact that they are still trying this nonsense is beyond pathetic.
And yet we still have “centrists” who somehow can’t tell the difference.
People who just have it comfortably, who do not dare rock the boat.
They try this nonsense because it’s works and the general public is insanely stupid.
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Uyghurs? What Uyghurs? /s /s /s
I’m sure you’d find thousands of comments along those lines on r/conservative right now. I wonder how long until they actually try to “take back” the word fascist. Because you’re right. In many ways the mask is all the way off.
You know how it is with sausage making, the end result is not exactly what you originally wanted
I for one look forward to celebrating his Deathday every year
His deathday will be a global holiday.
We should purge his name from every building and record.
I’d say turning a public toilet into a Trump monument would be a good iea
I’m not a fan of that wiping out history stuff. Just make it synonymous with being a shitcunt.
like, Hitler is known. if Hitler weren’t known, it’s not like we wouldn’t have fartsmears like Nick Fuentes around. they’d still be here.
I’m not sure. They don’t show streakers at sporting events and withhold the names of mass murderers to discourage them from seeking glory.
Like the phrase “you can’t make an anti-war movie” everything that carves assholes’ names in stone encourages future assholes.
Trump is the new Quisling.
You mean the future global No Kings Day?
Already got my drinks and party hat
his birthday isn’t and won’t be, but the day he dies will be celebrated for generations
Fuck a child day? Rape someone day? Steal from children’s charity Day?
Everyone should stock up on crowbars so that the moment this fetid sack of shit is no longer in office they can go fall-of-the-Berlin-wall and forcefully remove his name from everything it has been stuck on.
This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don’t have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump’s b-day.
Dear Leader Day. With bigly parades and mandatory attendance.
Tell you what, let’s meet in the middle and make your death day a holiday. So come on now, hurry up so we can celebrate it in 2026.
Gross. Fuck off fascist. No one wants to celebrate the day your mom shat you out.
We’ll celebrate the day you last draw breath though! Gonna get me some nice booze. None of that cheap stuff.
Can we just fast forward to the part where we find out where they buried him so I can go relieve myself there?
How can you tell if someone is a racist narcissist…
I’ll celebrate the day by burning the American flag and posting online about how much I hate Trump, because I still have the freedom to do both of those things no matter what this sack of shit wants.
Never ask when the zone is fully flooded. Trump will tell you by not performing some batshit insane dumbfuckery. Until then, assume he still wants you distracted from the fact that he fucks kids.
Weirdos do weird things.
