I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.
How is this a news cycle?
The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.
This whole country is ridiculous.
He’s such an asshole.
What an idiot. Next thing he’ll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.
How fucking petty is this turd?!
Opening the door to cancelling pardons.
Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?
If Biden didn’t say “No take backs”, then pardons can definitely be canceled. That’s what SCOTUS told me.
Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day
You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.
That was a good weekend
What is his obsession with “auto pen”?
What the fuck is an autopen?
A device presidents have used in the past (and present) to help with signing their name.
Projection.
Trying to cast doubt on anything Biden signed into law.
If he’s successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.
If he’s successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.
Narrator voice “They won’t.”
Ha!
Just need to declare sharpies as an invalid signing instrument and that wipes everything Trump ever did.
That seems like it should be their platform. Retcon back to 2016, and repeal citizens United
That’s still only a start.
And by extension, setting precedent on repealing laws based on procedural nitpicks rather than substance, meaning a LOT more laws might be up for debate.
They should be doing that anyways.
He takes great pride in his own stupid signature and is offended that others don’t give a shit as he does? Also, shit spamming the news.
His signature that looks like a death-metal band logo?
You start with the result you want and work backwards:
C. Everything Biden did should be undone.
B. Biden did something frequently
A. Say any use of innocuous thing is invalidated
You see it a lot online, when people say X is true because of Y. But if they admit Y is flawed, that doesn’t change their mind about X. They’ll just invent a new reason.
Trump has pardoned a bunch more turkeys recently than Biden ever did.
I didn’t think there were that many wealthy turkeys.
Those turkeys must be immediately located and arrested! /s
Take the /s out of your statement. If we can get ICE to be distracted with this, they won’t be worried about humans.
And I’m ok with that.
Haha! Yes!
There’s an episode of Rick & Morty called Thanksploitation Spectacular that you might like. It touches on your idea somewhat.
Secret Service had to tackle and restrain the White House head Chef who confused the Thanksgiving main dish for the President’s turkey neck
Nussy.
Trump gave out another pardon? This guy pardons more than my deaf aunt.
It’s a thanksgiving tradition to pardon a turkey, but he already pardoned Giuliani so he had to find another one
Pretty sure the turkey Trump pardoned was on the Epstein list.
Well now I’m trying to think of turkey puns that relate to epstein…
Trump and the turkey both went “gobble gobble”?
This is fowl play!
