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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world
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    This is as real as… as other stuff that people is made up.

  • De Lancre@lemmy.world
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    Lily the Fox

    Ella the Wolf

    Nellie the Pig

    Grizzly Bear

    Furry. Furry never changes.

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

  • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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    …can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Clubfoot I’m guessing

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    What workers?

    A “s__ worker”?

    Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Steel worker

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        we work hard, we play hard

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      There’s a post?

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas

      or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

      • snooggums@piefed.world
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        SAAS: Sex as a service

    • s@piefed.world
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      8 hours ago

      SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      10 hours ago

      I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Holy shit, these are all amazing.

    We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

    “The Chinless Wonder.”

    “Dog-faced Kitty.”

    “Fatty McDuff.”

    “Few Clothes Molly.”

    … modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.

    This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

      He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a New Vegas reference.

        He had a really long dick, hence the name.

  • TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know

    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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      Friends and roommates only, I guess

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    10 hours ago

    SEX

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    It’d be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

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      I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

    • snooggums@piefed.world
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      That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

      I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          if you’re not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I’m not sure we’d like the results.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.

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    I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

    $20 went a lot further back then.

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    No love for Nellie the Pig?

  • OrganicMustard@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

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    the gerties 💀

    4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      5th gertie is golden gertie

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I’m already on the list. Actual name and fairly accurate description.

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