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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • amniotic druid@lemmy.world
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    What workers?

    A “s__ worker”?

    Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

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      I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas

      or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

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        SAAS: Sex as a service

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Steel worker

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        we work hard, we play hard

    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

    • s@piefed.world
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      SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      There’s a post?

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

    • causepix@lemmy.ml
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      It’s still legible though. I think it’s leas for the sake of modesty than just maximizing reach in the algorithm of whatever social media it was reposted to. An image-to-text algo would probably not register the marked word(s) to then mark the post as vulgar or 18+, and then show it to fewer people because of that. I see it all the time in posts mentioning Palestine, which started when it became apparent that those kinds of posts were being suppressed.

      Along the same lines, sometimes something silly like a hair is edited into the image. I’ve always assumed this is to prevent it from getting caught by content-recognition algorithms, which would mark it as a repost and either remove or de-rank the content.

      Seems the hate is better directed at the algorithms that make this worthwhile than the reposters frustrating those efforts to sanitize everything by putting a non-destructive mark on the content.

      • spechter@feddit.org
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        That’s the free speach you’ve got over there? One naughty word having any Christian fundamentalist blush and you get cut off.

    • Phegan@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    It’d be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

    • Flamekebab@piefed.social
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      I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

      I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          if you’re not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        The vast majority of the time it would take a couple of seconds to just uncensor the words. There’s no need to keep the censorship, anyone here could easily do it.

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I’m not sure we’d like the results.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.

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    the gerties 💀

    4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

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      *Gross Gertie

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      5th gertie is golden gertie

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    Lily the Fox

    Ella the Wolf

    Nellie the Pig

    Grizzly Bear

    Furry. Furry never changes.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

  • TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know

    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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      Friends and roommates only, I guess

  • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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    …can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

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      Clubfoot I’m guessing

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    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    SEX

  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

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      Built like a Pixar mum!

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    Holy shit, these are all amazing.

    We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

    “The Chinless Wonder.”

    “Dog-faced Kitty.”

    “Fatty McDuff.”

    “Few Clothes Molly.”

    … modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.

    This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

      He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.

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      why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

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        It’s a New Vegas reference.

        He had a really long dick, hence the name.

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    Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

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    I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

    $20 went a lot further back then.

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    It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

    Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

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      Idk but I’m spending the night with the chinless wonder

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    The virgin eh?

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      They got their nickname for being really bad at sex

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    What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

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      They can’t all be 10s.

      Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

      Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

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        Marry: German Muscle Woman

        Fuck: Noseless Lou

        Kill: Nellie the Pig

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          I can respect it.

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