This is as real as… as other stuff that people is made up.
Lily the Fox
Ella the Wolf
Nellie the Pig
Grizzly Bear
Furry. Furry never changes.
Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?
…can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?
Clubfoot I’m guessing
Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.
What workers?
A “s__ worker”?
Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.
Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.
Steel worker
we work hard, we play hard
There’s a post?
I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas
or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)
SAAS: Sex as a service
SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters
I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find
Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
“The Chinless Wonder.”
“Dog-faced Kitty.”
“Fatty McDuff.”
“Few Clothes Molly.”
… modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.
Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.
why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson
It’s a New Vegas reference.
He had a really long dick, hence the name.
I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know
Friends and roommates only, I guess
SEX
It’d be nice to ban any memes that are censored.
I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.
That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.
I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.
Im all for covering the censorship with worse words
if you’re not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?
I’m with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I’m not sure we’d like the results.
Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.
I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.
$20 went a lot further back then.
No love for Nellie the Pig?
Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town
the gerties 💀
4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie
5th gertie is golden gertie
A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too
I’m already on the list. Actual name and fairly accurate description.









