I’m pretty sure all of those shows look inside the contestants butts.

“I’m not trying to be overdramatic here. I’m just being honest with you. I look at this as practically a death sentence,” Santos told Tucker Carlson during an interview. “I’m not built for this.”

On social media, his recent musings have sometimes taken a dark turn.

“I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there,” he said on X. “If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

Oh buddy. The other prisoners are not going to kill you and from this statement you’re going to be very popular. You’ll be fine. Soups and herring for days.

Yoink

top text: WHERE IS MY

bottom text: COAIIIIIIIIINE?

Send a request to Theil Bezos and Musk. Done and done.

HugesNet has low throughput but it’s pretty reliable. I had high hopes for Starlink but it seems to be a dud.

So FOX Jr?

Just build tiny houses, Polis! That boondogle would have just been inadequate shelter for the homeless anyway.

Build affordable housing!

As president I will put a chicken in every pot and a soldering iron in every garage or basement workshop.

DICKS OUT, MARINES!

That and the following quotes are just over the top. The cop states it so plainly I can just hear how he actually believes this. It’s not the same reality I live in.

lol, like every Superman media ever? Superman is super, man. He’s always stood up for the little guy, the underdog, the (dare I say) immigrant.

No, they squished that brain cell when it caused them pain.

Thirty three months.

That’s as long as it takes for a kid to learn to use a fork.

Fuck that bullshit, dude should have gotten a life sentence.

Disagree. It just doesn’t care.

Water doesn’t give a fuck about you. My wife loves to open swim and was accosted by the lifeguards at a lake yesterday. She was offended by it but man… water doesn’t give a fuck about you and those people were doing the due diligence.

Fuckin’ Sirius. So close and yet so far.

Yeah, Linux is easy for me and you but the vast majority of people can’t even factory reset thier phone. I help them as much as I can but I’m not skilled enough to make software. I just don’t have the talent. Should someone make UnChome? Absolutely. Without a profit motive we are going to have to wait for some altruistic programmers to do it.

Well cool. Get with the author and do the work. Make the UnChromeOS

I’m just pointing out WHY it doesn’t exist. No one cares and no one can make money from it.

The author knows why but dances around it. Chrome OS exists to harvest user data. Linux operating systems just exist.

I have a long enough beard that installing debian is as easy as a chrome netbook. It’s really no problem. I wish it was that easy for everyone but most people don’t “get it”