As president I will put a chicken in every pot and a soldering iron in every garage or basement workshop.

DICKS OUT, MARINES!

That and the following quotes are just over the top. The cop states it so plainly I can just hear how he actually believes this. It’s not the same reality I live in.

lol, like every Superman media ever? Superman is super, man. He’s always stood up for the little guy, the underdog, the (dare I say) immigrant.

No, they squished that brain cell when it caused them pain.

Thirty three months.

That’s as long as it takes for a kid to learn to use a fork.

Fuck that bullshit, dude should have gotten a life sentence.

Disagree. It just doesn’t care.

Water doesn’t give a fuck about you. My wife loves to open swim and was accosted by the lifeguards at a lake yesterday. She was offended by it but man… water doesn’t give a fuck about you and those people were doing the due diligence.

Fuckin’ Sirius. So close and yet so far.

Yeah, Linux is easy for me and you but the vast majority of people can’t even factory reset thier phone. I help them as much as I can but I’m not skilled enough to make software. I just don’t have the talent. Should someone make UnChome? Absolutely. Without a profit motive we are going to have to wait for some altruistic programmers to do it.

Well cool. Get with the author and do the work. Make the UnChromeOS

I’m just pointing out WHY it doesn’t exist. No one cares and no one can make money from it.

The author knows why but dances around it. Chrome OS exists to harvest user data. Linux operating systems just exist.

I have a long enough beard that installing debian is as easy as a chrome netbook. It’s really no problem. I wish it was that easy for everyone but most people don’t “get it”

Yeah, lets go back to feudalism.

If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.

“They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won’t touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything.”

Oh, I can’t wait until you all find out what the OG Democratic party liked. IMO there’s a reason Bernie doesn’t put a (D) after his name

Oh no shit, it’s a thing? So that might not have been someone’s chicken, it was Key West’s chicken? If so, the “perp” is going to be fine.

Get this shitposter a NCD hat!

lol, her expression says it all, “Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again.”

Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.

He’s just pining for the fjords

Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK’s assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA