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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

These should be brought back

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These should be brought back

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Bring back cigarettes? Hell yeah!

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    Fuck, this was my first burn in my entire life when I was 4.

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      I burnt a hole in my grandmas passenger seat and got grounded for a week while I cleaned the whole interior

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        Damn, that sucks too. Not sure which outcome I’d pick in retrospect.

        Knowing my luck I’d have gotten a taste of both options 😂

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      Mine was cleaning up sparklers and not realizing it mattered which end you picked up.

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        In retrospect we’re all like “how could you make such a mistake”, but I guess ya gotta start somewhere.

        Apparently that “somewhere” happens to smell like crispy flesh. Who knew?

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          Oh, but since then I’ve made so many much more severe mistakes!

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    I removed mine and added a usb /usb-c plug. Its not like I was using it for anything else.

    • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 hours ago

      So you could charge your vape?

      • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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        Fuck yeah, bro! Its grape flavored!

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  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    y’all got burned with those? first time I played with it I noticed it was bright hot and obviously didn’t touch it!!!

    how many of you didn’t notice its bright hot!!!

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      I knew stuff was hot and touched it anyway. I was dumb and I don’t knew why I did it

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      Some kids were just too dumb to notice it or thought it was probably some kind of light.

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    I recently used a hairdryer to light up a match because the striking surface got wet. Same principle.

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    I agree. I miss my thumbnails. Gotta go, I’m smoking Winstons in my Pontiac.

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Are you smoking yet ?

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