Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
HOW DID I FORGET ABOHT THE UNICORNS? THIS PERSON IS RIGHT OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SAVE THE UNICORNS YOU GIBE MONEY NAO.
Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
Gotta watch those crowds.
SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
