My favorite Married with Children bit was the day Al learned that the girls on Baywatch have heads
What did they train the AI on then?
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
Speaking from experience? 😂👍
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Drink up homie, you got this 💦
This guy right here officer 👆
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!
Sorry to break it to you but that’s just part of the dress
Yeah lol that’s like an over-skirt/tutu sort of deal that was painted the wrong color. Should be a lighter shade of blue (according to branding, since the movie dress was originally white)
Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
She’s got a bustle in her hedgerow
Not sure if I should be alarmed, now.
No problem its just a spring clean for the may queen
Thiccerella
Cinderella all caked up
“Don’t stick your dick in that”
This is like when I loaded Disney plus and thought Anora was a new Disney princess.
Indeed
When the wedgie’s so deep a princess has to use two hands to excavate it back out
for every pound of Cinderella’s cake, they added another inch to the distance between Snow White’s eyes.
yeah, i hate myself too.
Please, classic Foot fetish.
