Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
The middle ain’t ever comin’ my guy
Something something Enrico fermi
And the first never existed in the way imagined.
Nothing that is heavier than air could ever fly.
I hate to break it to you. But if you were born back then, you wouldn’t be a knight. You wouldn’t be an explorer. You’d be a peasant. Working your farm from birth to grave.
Yeah, this is very much glorifying the past, and probably the future. Medieval peasants would dream of sitting in a warm cubicle, well fed, while scrolling lemmy, if they could imagine it. Space colonization is probably impossible too.
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Still more leisure time then now.
That is mostly a myth. They may have worked less than people at the height of the industrial revolution, but even a laborer who was paid a salary had to spend at least several hours per day on average on “not work” things like food preparation, home maintenance, feeding livestock, gathering firewood, repairing and cleaning clothing. Many tasks that are trivial today were highly arduous.
Then to top it all off it was fairly common for the local lord to force them to do extra labor without pay, like maintaining roads or training in a militia.
Remember that one of the biggest contributions to women’s liberation was the invention of the washing machine.
Don’t forget all the time spent dying from now preventable diseases!
I currently and never have made enough money to pay professionals to do those things. A LOT of my time is spent preparing food and repairing/cleaning my clothes and dwelling.
If you hand wash your clothes and process all your food from scratch you’re most likely the exception.
You didnt say processing. You said preparing. There have been bakers and butchers for centuries. Im a laborer, so i trade my wage for others goods like people have forever. But yes, i tend to wash my clothes by hand in my sink unless i can afford the laindromat that month
In the first pictures, the knight would clearly be of the “upper” class. Your chances of being some peon in a field are much, much higher.
A pitchfork still could kill a knight in armor. And then you have a horse and armor
Horse thievery is a hanging offense, hanging offense.
Well I guess that’s something you should consider before you kill a knight
Even being a king of that time would be a brutal life in a lot of ways. Death all around and a piss-poor chance of surviving any given year with every bit of your body intact and functional, extremely limited dietary variety, and the smell. Oh god the smell.
Fantasy was always fantasy
Now replace the future with how Night City in Cyberpunk 2077 looks like.
At least we have air conditioning
Speak for yourself!
I’m glad to live in a time when full plate armor is no longer necessary to approach a woman safely.
Why noy 2 and 3? Enter Starsector, the future we are slowly headed towards.
We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.
People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.
I paid $15 a month to haul bulk cargo in a freighter.
How do you imagine space exploration would be?
"Now you can also help discover space
~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~"
The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading
Eve is still kicking. Good game, but why the hell would people want to work in a bank? I mean there were a few headlines about it basically being a massive scam and the guy who did it, bought himself an entire fleet. And dared people to get him.
Eve attracts a certain type of people.
You won’t be a knight, more like a farmer.
I don’t like farms, no thanks. So much bugs. My grandparents, while working on the farms, got bitten by some worm that sucks your blood, ouch, don’t want that.
(Also if you are conscripted in medieval era, knives and swords and arrows hurt like hell, at least a bullet is a quick clean death)
Yeah, I wanna sit in full plate armor and make-out… sounds fun. No, I wouldn’t even want to live in a 17th century castle! Just living in a modern apartment, in a modern neighborhood is vastly more comfortable than a dank, dark, non-AC, poop in a chute 17th century castle.
Oh but we can sit around a campfire. Thats not so bad at least.
Yeah, camping and campfires are nice. They are nice because they are temporary and by choice.
Now-a-days you cant even do that if you have to in the states. Youll get scooped up and sent to a prison to be forced to work for free.
That top panel is just Elden Ring?
Hah, as if the current fucked up trajectory will ever bring us to a future of high tech space exploration.
The way things are going Mankind is vastly more likely to end up in some Dystopia were society has regressed to outright Feudalism and the most technological advanced stuff are at best mass distraction devices or some kind of ML-based social mass manipulator, possibly just the implanted equivalent of slave shock-collars and the systems to control large number of those.
If even just a tiny fraction of the money spent in stock-buybacks was spent in space exploration we would already have space stations in Mars and be extracting minerals from the Asteroid Belt.
We’re not currently evolving, we’re devolving.
Assuming that space ships like in sci Fi are even physically possible. That’s a tall ask. Momentum and energy are a bitch.
Also money can’t buy “progress”
Using materials obtained outside the Earth’s gravity well, we can make much larger ships than if we have to launch them from the surface of the Earth. Of course that requires some kind of materials processing facilities in space, which is depending on stuff like Moon bases and the years of development of materials science in low and zero-gravity environments possible in those.
Further, the Apolo Program has most definitelly shown we can buy progress. Not “beyond the known principles of present day science” progress (so, no amount of money is going to get us FTL travel) but certainly Engineering progress (so solar sail towed asteroids, moon mining, moon-based nuclear reactors, mass drivers to push loads from the Moon surface into orbit, alternative ship designs using materials found outside the Earth’s surface and/or low weight designs such as the insuflable space stations that were at one point suggested and even test at a small scale, and so on).
It wasn’t by chance that what I suggested was asteroid mining and Mars stations rather than interstellar travel - the money wasted in the Iraq invasion alone over the decades since could have built the infrastructure needed, to get the engineeringe experience required to be able to do the former, not the latter (as that indeed requires a kind of progress that we cannot buy).
Instead, we have Facebook, over the counter credit derivatives and LLMs.
Yeah I don’t think that’s going to be the future.
It’s going to look more like those space images of Venus.
Didn’t show ‘mind the size of a planet, but stocking shelves’.
But, I guess I’m happy to be here.
this is extra funny when someone laments like this in Ukraine. Compared with some of our “too late” periods - we’re having it good.
