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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

am I cooked chat

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am I cooked chat

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    actually though the kitchen nightmares YouTube account admin is so damn funny
    it looks normal at first

    but then you go to the video tab and

    like they gave this girl like FULL creative control of the official channel

    he got an Oscar IRL then she did a whole damn saga about it

    this one is BY FAR my favorite though

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Reminds me of the funny guy running the Wendy’s account on the bird site. Best PR move ever, tbh.

      • ilovepiracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Agreed, it was good back in 2017. For me the effect wore off after a few months when the gimmick boiled down to “Wow the brand is being so savage 😂😂”

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      gordon can’t reheat his nachos because he is the nachos

      Poetry

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    What movie is this? Willem Defoe seems to sign up for movies where he is filmed in extremely close shot.

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He does have a perfect face for that. Lots of “texture” with wrinkles and all that, but still good looking imo (and expressive)

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      There’s a reasonably decent but not well known Australian film with Dafoe in it called The Hunter

    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s from The Card Counter.

      https://m.imdb.com/title/tt11196036/

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    In defence it’s important to attack first once you know violence is the only option.

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    Kick back and relax, is what I’d say. If you’re minimum wage, it’s not your problem.

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    You’re not cooked, you’re undercooked!

    THIS CHICKEN IS RAW. IT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

    Insert more things Gordon Ramsay would say

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      WHERE’S THE BLOODY LAMB SAUCE‽‽‽

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    “What is this atrocity?! This tastes like my grandma’s ash, ya donkey !”

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      How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

      • Knowledgeable Yolk @lemmy.world
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        Ask Gordon Rameses…

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    I’ve been told that’s the majority of all kitchen employees. You can’t work at a kitchen and not be on something, allegedly.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Or not give a shit…

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In this case, my minimum-wageiness trumps Mr. Ramsay’s celebrity and inappropriate attitude.

    Or put another way,

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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    When was the last time you’ve seen Ramsey yell at someone? Is this meme ever going to die?

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      I’ve never even seen him. I’ve only ever seen his image on pre-recorded broadcasts from the past.

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