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In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
He has named Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the State of Israel, Elon Musk’s X-Corp, T-Mobile, and Warner Bros. Studios in court documents.
The people I tried to coup the country to put into power are secretly trying to violate the constitution to take over the country.
However, Chansley rescinded his support for Trump because the president refused to release the Epstein files.
Heh. Where’s that person to spam the picture when you need them?
I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. “…my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns…”
Papa Johns
Who was an actual piece of racist shit BTW, I would love to see him thrown into the mix.
In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
Just let that sink in.
26 pages in a single paragraph: perfect way to piss off my old English teacher
Paragraphs are woke.
Glorious.
Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don’t think “conspiracy to violate the constitution” is a valid cause of action so I’m guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
y’all, i’m starting to think this guy might be a real weirdo
“starting…?”
That’s the joke! Good job spotting it!
if you can’t trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn’t fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?
Top tip: if your doctor enters the exam room with face paint and buffalo horns, get a second opinion.
“QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit”
Don’t change the title
It sounds out of a pulp 80s sci-fi novel.
Well, I honestly can’t say that’s any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I’ve never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.
MAGA is fracturing and turning on itself. Some of them are waking up to the con of pedo Don
Are you calling them… woke!?
No, they’re not cool, they’ve just stopped sleeping.
They’re a QAnon user. This isn’t a real own if you ask me
So wait did he actually find a lawyer to represent this fantasy?
ETA: And does he have an actual legal grounds for a suit?
“…The QAnon shaman would also print a one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion, to pay off the country’s debts.”
I’d guess he has no case.
He’s either a fucking moron or trying to drum up publicity for something.
I’m starting to think the guy that dressed up like a shaman and participated in the insurrection attempt might have a screw loose.
More like, dressed up and called himself a shaman. I don’t know any shaman that dresses like that. Then again, I also don’t know any shamans…
In the first articles he was representing himself…
Not sure if he got a lawyer yet or not.
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all you’re money, I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny!
That is going to make a LOT of lawyers’ boat payments!
You know what let’s do it. Give him 40 trillion. Just end it already.
No give him $40 trillion of Trump’s personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that’s probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
He will never have $40 trillion, and he’s got WAY more than $40 million.
This reminds me of Austin Powers when Dr. Evil demands one billion dollars in the past, and one million in the present.
Lol there is no ceiling for stupid
Bizarrely, one section in the lawsuit suggests that plots for… James Cameron’s Avatar were plagiarized from his own writing.
Qanon Shaman wrote Fern Gully?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyBTNFKQ_Q
sorry my link was broken
It almost makes me retch every time this idiot is brought up. The fact that he is associated with shamanism is too much.
The girls are fighting
