Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
There’s precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Upright, of course.
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn’t fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding uprightThis is already settled science.
Depends if you’re drinking a Rainier with it.
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Top is running like Naruto
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Depends on the condiments
