As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn’t fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding uprightPsh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They’re dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
There’s precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that’d be a very sturdyboi.
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Upright, of course.
This is already settled science.
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
Depends if you’re drinking a Rainier with it.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Top is running like Naruto
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Depends on the condiments
