"Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
“I’m Brenda.”
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
wild experiment indeed
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.
“Hello,Uncle Mike.”
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Kinky ass fish
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
same
same
So, we’re not so different after all
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
Sauce?
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
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