• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

    It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.

      Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…

        • The_v@lemmy.world
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          3 months ago

          A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.

          “Hello,Uncle Mike.”