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There’s no such thing as an original thought.
Wow, that’s true! Did you come up with that?
It can’t be empirically proven that I didn’t.
There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible.
He asked if I came up with it, not if I was the first to come up with it.
I never saw that Mark Twain quote.
You could have heard it, through.
I posted about this exact quote like last week
It’s called cooking
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it’s cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
25 actually. i’m not an asshole. also they’re paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
Fuck restaurants for under paying like that.
But also fuck off, the only thing worse then A conman as an idiot who willingly let’s themself get conned while full well knowing it’s a con.
Fuck your tip. Unionize or shut up.
Just lob some Maki and a few Nigiri in a pot with half water, salt and a bit of olive oil. Boil for at least 15 minutes.
What do call an ork wearing jeans?
Elon Musk? 🤷
Bruh. Why you gotta do Orks dirty like that.
He reincarnated!?
Punk, est. 403 BC.
Milk.
It’s cheap af and fairly well balanced. Don’t do this if you’re lactose intolerant, though.
As a lactose intolerant person, my solution is peanut butter. Just fucking full spoons of the stuff. Probably not for everyone, and is a bit high in fat and low on carbs in extremis, but it’s decently balanced all things considered and requires very little effort while remaining quite cost-effective.
Definitely gonna need some water on hand, though.
I’d rather just eat a can of beans. Preferably with rice, but I can do without.
Certainly not mutually exclusive. As a man in his 20s who is both lazy and bad at cooking, rice, beans, and peanut butter could comfortably be called the Triumvirate of my diet lol.
Boydinner.
Dilute yogurt in water to get homemade lactose-less milk.
Fucking love yoghurt drink especially when it’s a bit tangy add a spoon of vinegar and you are set, chef’s kiss 😘
Bet Diogenes never had a Diet Pepsi though
Chewing gum tho. The act of chewing makes you less hungry
