Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
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This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.
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He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
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I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
For the love of God why is the right so fucking obsessed with people’s sexuality? Leave people the fuck alone…
I keep thinking this about anyone that brings it up. It seems sexuality is their whole identity so that’s how they must see everyone else too. I can’t imagine mine or other’s sexuality being so consistently at the forefront of my mind. Of all the things, why that? If they can’t keep it out of their mind, at least keep it in their head so others don’t have to deal with it.
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
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He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .
“Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
Ok, this is obviously stupid, but if we can turn the power of the nutjobs against airport scanners and biometrics and such, I say bring on the crazy.
Here was me hoping he’d be swearing off flying altogether.
What are you hoping will happen? Everyone has to get a physical pat down?
The ends justify the stupid 🫱🫲
To be fair, every time he goes through one he has gay sex in the airport washroom. I mean, it is EVERY time for him. Quite the correlation for quite a lot of cum in his mouth.
Ask him how he knows.
When he used to suck off all his friends and their buddies, it was just doing some brothers a favor. But ever since getting scanned at the airport, he’s starting to suspect that he might have tasted 300 dicks because he likes it.
Damn leftist atheists.
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This is the question.
How improbable is it that he could have made a connection to airport scanners if somebody else told him they were having confusing feelings.
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
In case anyone is wondering why they say stupid shit like this, it’s because they need to be able to convince a whole lot of stupid people that being gay can be “cured”, just as it can be caused. And the cure? Religion.
It’s all a big scam.
I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.
… and adds, “so if anyone catches me sucking dick in the airport bathroom, that would be why.”
