Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
We need to encourage this belief that way we can keep those plague rats contained
So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
They do? Great! Let’s get rid of them.
Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.
As it stands now it’s just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.
In case anyone is wondering why they say stupid shit like this, it’s because they need to be able to convince a whole lot of stupid people that being gay can be “cured”, just as it can be caused. And the cure? Religion.
It’s all a big scam.
I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.
Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.
As stupid as this is, I see mostly positive consequences coming from this: either they’ll oppose TSA, or they’ll refuse to fly. Both sound like a win to me.
But TSA is also big into molesting people and touching them inappropriately.
Which makes it a big win for conservatives.
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn’t complain.
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
… and adds, “so if anyone catches me sucking dick in the airport bathroom, that would be why.”
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
I mean, as much as the next thing. We don’t really know what would turn people gay.
Ummm, nothing. It’s a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it’s a choice. So if you feel it’s a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they’d rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.
It happened to him & he felt the need to warn everyone. 🤣🤣🤣
