If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

Huh… Recent context has really ruined jokes like this…

Americans tell Vance he’d be better as a boat anchor

Look at ol’ Lumpy Farts Kash

“Wah, I killed democracy and now no one is left to protect me.”

Fix this fucking mess and then go fuck off in a bog or something, you goddamn snake

Yeah, but out of how many? Like, 6, right???

On the other side, there are literally 15 bajillion pedophiles, all of them because they aren’t bigoted enough!

Checkmate, someone I don’t like! 😡

I didn’t know my mom was Babylonian

Honestly? If there are windows, I’d like to join you.

The solar system is doing this

Which makes you go like this

And while it’s possible to make your way towards the center, it’s difficult

And this requires less work

“You’ll never get stabbed again” says man while stabbing people

“Can you tell me why your face has higher fidelity than the rest of your body?”

We’ve already seen how these types of scenarios play out:

• If DOGE isn’t given access to SSA’s systems, SSA will fuck over everyone who relies on them and MAGA will blame democrats for their unwillingness to negotiate
• If DOGE does get access to SSA’s systems, they’ll hold hostage everyone in the country and MAGA will blame Biden for bad security and accuse democrats of weakening national security to sabotage President Mu/mp
• If somehow everything magically works out okay, it’ll be because Mu/mp is the greatest smartest bestest president of all time and deserves a third term

This is not an argument for doing nothing, just a forewarning to brace for undue blowback.

fucking touch my-doc