Those people aren’t ever right. I’d take this as a massive win!
Unless they were the witches they cursed Charlie Kirk
They just wanted to fuck with him a little. Curse worked too well.
Maybe they predicted the plane would crash, but missed that it’d be by flying into a nuclear fireball.
I like this take. They’re not great at magic and only meant for him to fall over and graze his knee…
Must have added too much baboons blood to that potion…
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D. They all, individually, have superpowers and predicted a disaster would happen. However, their future vision is predicated on the fact that they’ll all be on the plane. Them all choosing not to go will have significantly altered the outcome of a potential future event.
In short; you’re probably safe.
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Imagine being the person who has that ability, it always comes true and letting your friends know, and the ones who believe you don’t go on it, but the person at Delta Airlines doesn’t believe you, so they won’t tell the pilot to not go. Gotta transport all that cargo…
Final Destination?
There might also just be one ot two with that super power among them, but if the rest knows how accurate their power is (or at least believes as much), them sending a message around “I woke up from a vivid dream about being on a crashing plane today, I’m staying tf home” might be enough to make everyone else cancel.
Plot twist the only reason the plane was going to crash was because of all the psychics. It’ll fly perfectly safely with one passenger.
You chang3d the future by acting on it. Fate probably nocks one of them in a road accident or a freek 9/11 2
Because they were all fat.
Or the catastrophic event was going to occur at the convention so they all decided not to go, end of the day im enjoying that empty plane lol
I’d be off that plane so fast
Yeah, but then you gotta watch out for all those little Rube Goldberg death traps coming for you for like, forever. Is that really a life worth living?
The airline would probably cancel the flight if they sold only one seat, so that’s a self fulfilling prophecy.
Nah, airlines have their planes in a complex web of routes all dependent on each other, that plane would fly regardless because after it gets (if it got there heh) to the next airport it would also prob have a route from that airport to another
Exactly. I was on an empty flight red eye PDX to Boston. Didn’t get cancelled, but what sucked that they didn’t have first class, so I still had to be crammed into those tiny seats. Couldn’t sleep as always.
At least there wasn’t a screaming baby, a moron kicking your seat, or someone eating steamed broccoli sitting next to you.
no, not the steamed broccoli!
Hahaha it seems anecdotal, because it is. On a plane it smells like someone opened a box of farts.
What if there was only one other person on the plane, and it was a screaming baby that kicked the seat while eating broccoli?
They might need the plane at the other airport anyway
Have been the only one on a flight before. It’s weird when the flight attendants outnumber you.
I flew from Oman to Dubai with like 4 people on the flight aside from crew. Stretched out in the centre aisle.
Charlatans sharing a collective delusion would not scare me in any way.
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That’s like christian saying you’ll go to hell if you do anything but diddlig children. Okay i guess.
My first cross-country flight/flight of any kind was a red-eye in one of those planes with the middle rows (plus rows left and right). It was so empty that me, my friend, and my dad could all lie down across entire rows. It really did not set realistic expectations for what future air travel would be like. “Damn, it’s fuckin’ NICE back here in coach. Don’t. Mind. If. I. Do.”
It’s been a long long time since I saw a ziggy
I’d still go. I’d find it macabre and funny, it wouldn’t make me anxious. Private plane!
Humans like to believe a lot of stupid stuff without evidence, and feel like it becomes more true the more other people believe in the same stupid stuff.
I’d ride it out and tell the stewardesses/stewards to keep the drinks coming.
Oh Ziggy, will you ever win?
I really don’t get the joke.
I mean I think I get it, but it isn’t funny.
The joke is that the physicists cancelled because of the possibility that it crashes?
The psychics predict it will crash is the joke. Though the stewardess made it up as a joke which is also the joke.
Plot twist: they canceled because of a terrorist who intended to kidnap the plane. And now you’re shocked because there is no use in kidnapping an empty plane. All the planing you invested so far…
Oh… Oh no…
Kool-aid Man: busts through the airframe OH YEAHHHHH
Hmmm…whole plane to myself… if it’s international I’d say it’s worth the risk
