They do this when we tell the truth too. Why not muddy the water with something so trivial as a CK tweet?

If you have kids the summary of this is: if your child is under 10 on January 1st 2025 they will get the $250 Dell donation if you open the Trump Account for them. If you have a child born during the trump presidency they get $1000 if you open the Trump account for them. Your median income for your zip code also has to be below $150k/yr for the Dell and Idk if for the $1k too.

Edit to add the kid needs a SSN

http://trumpaccounts.gov/

https://www.parents.com/invest-america-accounts-for-kids-details-11860489

Public transport is the answer. But if that’s not an option, a tip someone gave me once was to imagine all other drivers as toddlers. Its kind of a compassion hack. Or elderly on medication.

Witchcraft

deleted by creator

caramel

(Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)

Rusty Sheriff’s star

I was waiting for it to go somewhere

Oh the right wing have a response to that. Its a Muslim tactic called Takia, apparently. You deceive and manipulate people to push your sharia agenda or something. PBDs friends were coping about it:

40 mins in

(My spouse is a professor so the full spectrum of media gets played. Some of its awful, sometimes I feel my brain leaking out of my ears)

This is her age 20.

crappy source, but im not digging around for the original <3

I can’t believe he keeps forgetting about Tiger King

I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son I’m only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

full tongue twister

If i invite someone out to dinner I pay. If someone invites me out to dinner I expect them to pay. However, I think in general in the US most men and women expect the man to pay.

The one that makes me laugh the hardest is the guy that leans back as he runs fwd, with his weapon or something bouncing on his chest. Its so comical (he ends up far left when the cyclist gets away)

What’s this?

Look on the bright side, rapture is Tuesday, you can go see him and leave all us normies behind

I like this take. They’re not great at magic and only meant for him to fall over and graze his knee…

Molotov?

Flight Attendant here 🤚 I haven’t seen the behavior you describe (except cutting in line, I have seen that and it always made me uncomfortable, but most now just use the pre-order app). I have seen some level of asshole behavior from FAs, gate agents, rampers, pilots, cleaners. Oddly not maintenence or movers, but maybe I just dont get the time with them.

I’ve been in my role with my company over a decade, and noticed a pretty big culture shift during that time. When I started the gate agents and FAs would butt heads a lot; one work group was focused on everything they needed for a smooth flight and union protected so didn’t mind advocating for themselves, the other group got reprimanded ending in loss of the job if the flight (or too many flights) went out late. Leadership introduced joint training between multiple workgroups and explained pressures of each role to other groups. It really improved teamwork. Now security/cleaners/pilots/FAs/gate agents are actually communicating, even if just to greet each other. It was toxic before.

I pretty much despise our corporate management but gave them the grace to call them leadership here because it is one good thing they’ve done, and it made a lasting impact.

Unfortunately this is true (assuming the PSA block minimum is 3.5hrs) At jetblue it’s 5 hrs, at spirit it’s 4 hrs. Duty can be scheduled between 12-14 hours and extended upwards of 15 for delays.

Take the example of this fun little overnight trip, you fly one leg to Norfolk, sit on the ground for five hours (six and a half, but half hour deplaning, one hour boarding) then fly back. Your flight time (paid time) is 4hrs33 and your time away from base (time on duty) is 12hrs35

But dont panic folks, you can be disciplined at any point during duty time for your behavior, where you are, and uniform compliance :,(

(Edit: blurred some stuff in the pic)