What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
Get your hands off my
penisanus!
This is democracy manifest!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
Too late, please advise.
mmm i need lumpia
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
My spring rolls, my choice.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that’s ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that’s still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.
If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
edit: also get pink ear, can’t forget about that
I can do whatever I want >:(
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
I mean… I’m trying to be snarky, but I’m finding it hard to argue that it’s bad advice.
What about egg rolls?
That’s okay
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Health and safety gone mad
