It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.
This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:
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Can any Germans confirm?
“Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern.”
- Karl Marx
One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.
“Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen.”
Fixierte es für dich
Everything on the internet is true
- Abraham Lincoln
He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.
I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.
- Abraham Lincoln
He did say that one. A buncha times.
Your mom said that one. A buncha times.
You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.
I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.
The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of all the cool stuff American men enjoy, like beer, hot chicks, football, comedy that’s actually funny, guns, and Harleys.
– The Communist Manifesto, Chapter 2
“Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks
I thought that was feminism?
No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production
my copy of das kapital says bisexual women
You got a misprint
i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired
I’ll grab you some crutches
Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time
If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.
Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.
It exists! That’s the actual name of the game! I am… uhm… what’s the opposite of ‘terribly disappointed’??
10/10 full Marx.
Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.
I fucking knew it
Marxism is diabolical
Ikr
