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Wait, you are capable of taking care of what your child accesses online without the government censoring the internet for everyone??? That’s impossible!
Fascists hate this one simple trick!
It’s labor doing it in the UK. It’s the people who people label fascists saying the internet should be free, at least there. In the US it seems to be the opposite.
Maybe the problem is authoritarians.
Always has been.
wow…Kaspersky really sucks now, huh?
What do you mean? It’s great for russian intelligence.
Sounds like something Strairdrac the Netherwatcher would do.
Forbidden knowledge… You must forget the crab people…
Taste like crab, read like people
Russian spyware.
Russian spyware over US spyware over Chinese made hardware.
And at the very top runs Google Chrome, aka corporate spyware.
“Wait, what? Why?”
I like to pride myself on being knowledgeable enough to clarify and expand on carcinology topics on Lemmy, but I don’t know enough about crab neuroscience to know how effective this would be. I’m sorry, Lemmy.
Not very effective.
Oh yeah?? Where’s your evidence? Have any scientific literature you’d like to share with the class? Well then I’ll be at the intertidal zone setting up my classroom.
Thank you for your service and also for being humble enough to admit there are limits to your vast knowledge.
Good thing we humans don’t have to actually worry about sea creatures learning to read and using that knowledge to hide amongst you as some sort of secret invasion in your primitive human societies, eh? That’s such a silly thing to think about. Heh…
Evolution is a cruel thing, if they do come out onto land, it will be when the land has already been destroyed after wars for resources and other crap.
Well maybe if you’d stop destroying all the sugar cats…
Yeah, totally, it’s such a far off possibility, and would realistically never be anything for the humans to worry about, like, at all, and it’s just dumb to think it might have been something going on for the past few decades at least. So silly and ridiculous, absurd really. Anybody saying otherwise is a fool, and if you happen to hear anyone spouting that kind of nonsense please inform me about it immediately. No reason, but please do let me know.
‘your’ primitive human societies?
Our. I meant our, obviously, duh. Our glorious tasty societies. It was a typo, a simple typo. That’s all.
Kaspersky
For a computer security program it is overreaching to the point of ridiculousness.
There’s a list of things to not mess around with. Crabs are a bit lower than squirrels, but not by much.
The way this is phrased, looks like some dystopian authoritarian government might send as a last warning to a parent
This design baffles me. If you have your parental software set to block certain things, sure. But why would it need to snitch on attempts to access specific content? If your kid is smart and able to bypass the filter you’d never be notified anyway… So either block it or don’t!
And pass such an amazing opportunity to punish a child? And if the search is bad enough, you can even beat them up, isn’t that delightful?
Hmm, I do love beating children… At Mario Kart!
Who could have gotten that Strairdrac, the Netherwatcher would seek forbidden knowledge?
Carcinization!
