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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I NEED to eat this!

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I NEED to eat this!

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bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • papalonian@lemmy.world
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    If you’re eating this like a normal pizza, it would get more tame as you went. Seems counterintuitive

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      Dante’s Divine Comedy is read similarly. Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso

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      What do you mean?

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        It gets progressively hotter to the center, most people eat from the center to the crust making the progressive heat experience redundant

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          Thanks for the explanation; I do actually eat pizza the normal way I just wanted to post a nostalgic clip from my youth of Pizza Hut’s Stuffed Crust pizza ad from back in the day

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      nah, you wash the spice down with the rest of the slice

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    It’s inverted. The center should be the bell peppers because it is the first bite.

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      You need to think about area. That’s a lot of reaper.

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      I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

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        How do you fold a frozen pizza, it’s rock hard when frozen. Also, I would suggest to warm it up before eating, tasted a tiny bit better. But I recommend eating something completely different instead of cardboard. Like a curry or something.

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      Unless they cut it the non pie way… Then someone is getting a full piece of fire. I guess it might make crust pieces more popular lol.

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    This makes no sense. You’re supposed to eat the pizza from the outside for the increasing hotness effect? The one who created this clearly never ate pizza themselves.

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    Coincidentally that’s how your butthole will look after finishing the pizza.

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    • bubblybubbles@lemmy.mlOP
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      I’m ready

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    Obligatory fuck Nestlé

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    Does anything beyond habaneros taste good at all or do they just burn for the sake of it? I know habaneros taste amazing and so do the ones before that, but I have never tried the rest of them.

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      I recently took a tiny nibble of a ghost pepper. It was pretty tasty, a bit sweet with a fruity, fleshy flavor somewhat similar to habaneros. Then I was overwhelmed by an intense, deeply primal feeling of anxiety and fear, followed by every mucous membrane in my face starting to scream as their flood gates opened.

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        This description makes habaneros appealing.

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      Habanero is what I call snack-Material and scorpion is where it’s a once-every-three-months territory.

      I’ve finished quite some Carolina reaper challenges, but I still get immense heat and pain.

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    It’s not Dante’s inferno, it’s DiGiorno

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    Uhm. Sure. You go right ahead. Film yourself doing it though?

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    Once went to a Thai restaurant which use ghost peppers as their main spice. I can eat serious spice but that’s not even traditional. Almost killed me

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      I need to find a thai restaurant pronto haha 😋

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        It’s in NC IF YOURE CLOSE

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          I’ve never heard someone refer to New Caledonia as NC before

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      Ghosts are the first and only pepper to make me puke.

      Doesn’t stop me from eating then, just smarter about making sure my stomach has lots of stuff to dilute the heat.

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    No, it should all be shiftex out one layer, and the innermost layer should be menthol crystals.

    Have people never even read the fucking classics? Fuck. Just insukting itallian culture like that.

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      Pineapple in between each pepper

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    I do have to say peppers on pizza is a great choice. Can’t say I’d want to go beyond jalapenos, habaneros, banana peppers, red/green/orange/yellow peppers though.

    That said, is trying this pizza, but I’d have to start crust first

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    Needs spicy meats as well.

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