Those charges are going to be dropped
Just toss his ass in prison already. He should spend the rest of his life there, and after he dies in prison they should send his body to Romania to buried in some prison graveyard there, symbolic of how he tried to escape justice there, but that is where his body will rest.
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Epstein would have been pardoned
he will “donate” $1m to Trump and be out the next day
incoming trumptard pardon… rapists look after one another
Trump got him out of jail and his party got angry at him for it. So his partisan DOJ of course is opening the investigation.
He’s not innocent but this is also politically motivated. They wouldn’t do this if it wasn’t for Trump meddling. I miss having an independent DOJ.
The DoJ didn’t open this investigation. SDNY did. DoJ is just not interfering.
What evidence do you have that Pam Bondi is not interfering?
What evidence do I have that the Keebler elves are not interfering? Proving a negative is a fools game. If evidence comes to light that the DoJ is interfering, then I’ll gladly criticize them for doing so.
The Trump administration already interfered by getting Tate released from jail in Romania. Pam Bondi is already publicly corrupt. Tate has become a political liability for Trump and there’s a clear motive for his administration to put him away. I have more than enough probable cause to be suspicious here.
The Trump administration already interfered by getting Tate released from jail in Romania.
Trump himself directly interfered with the Romanian investigation, no question. That’s not the same thing as the DoJ interfering with the SDNY investigation. Two separate things.
I have more than enough probable cause to be suspicious here.
Suspicion is not evidence that the DoJ has done anything to interfere with the SDNY investigation. In fact, it looks more like Trump/Bondi are not interfering specifically because they don’t need to. Tate was gonna get popped by US law enforcement eventually, and was likely banking on Trump saving him. Since he’s a liability, all Trump has to do is nothing.
Good
“under federal investigation” but not arrested or arreigned.
Maybe a bit of a cold take, but my guess is he went back to Romania because Romanian or British prison would be preferable to a Salvadoran supermax.
Shocked pikachu
So what position will he hold in trump’s cabinet?
He’ll champion women’s rights. Trump always picks the worst person for the job.
Secretary of Pedophelia
Secretary of Rape
centers of human trafficking and exploited children.
I’d pick President Camacho over Trump. Easy choice.
He’s also stupid but not mean-spirited, and in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.
God this movie hit the nail on the head SO many times!
Well that guy did get busted.
Republican Agency for Personal Encroachment
Secretary of Rape Pardons
Isn’t that called the chairman of the Republican party?
And when is his pardon?
Probably CEO of the newly created department of foreign grifting.
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Last panel represents minority of single men. This meme is a generalization.
New to memes?
I’m doubt that will be the case for long. Can’t have the DoJ doing its job, now.
I wonder if murdering him in the street would be considered terrorism by the US Gov’t?
The Tate brothers may have to pay for their crimes in UK and Romania but in the USA they can just buy pardons from Trump. If they give a little extra money to the Orange Demon, they might even get a cabinet post.
Trump can’t sell pardon for state crimes. I simply cannot believe that the US is so fucking corrupt that the president selling pardons is an actual fact.
He absolutely can if the state governor is one of Trump’s little bitches.
The Southern District of New York is a federal prosecutors office. These are federal charges.
Yes, he has federal charges. He also has state charges in Florida.
Well at least they’re looking into someone
Please can we at least get one win with these right wing red pill fuckers