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Stamets@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

So glad I suck dick

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So glad I suck dick

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    Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

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    Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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      Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

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    You can say bitch on the internet

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      Imma try.

      <Ahem>

      Bitch.

      Cool.

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        I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

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          I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

      • ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

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          You can blame prude corporations who don’t want to see those words next to their ads for that.

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          Thanks for elaborating

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    You can say bitch on the internet. We won’t tell your mom.

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

    • vanta rainbow black@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol

    • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      Baby please…

      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

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          why am I all wet and sticky?

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            Is that from UHF?

            • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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              YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

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    All hail Princess Trunks!

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      For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

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    No Kuzco. List sucks.

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No Kida either wth

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        Til thar was a Disney film.

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    I’M the prettiest princess

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      You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅

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        Hole queen

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          All of the above

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    Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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    I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It’s not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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      Not a pedo. But you’re clearly into beastiality

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        Half-bestiality, at least.

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    “Correctly”…

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    Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

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    Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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      I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.

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        I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.

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          Right? It’s not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.

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            Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.

            The lesbians on the other hand… that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.

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              and better writing

              That. Is. What. I’m. Saying. Not that we dont; that we’re netter written and less repetitive.

              the lesbians on the other hand…

              So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.

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                I think we’re pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same “Thats my ex” or “Stop flirting with my girl/boy” or “you think you’re better than me” stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.

                Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go “Aw fuck…” and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.

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        God damn, I wish I was gay.

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It’s pretty great during the occasional year when nobody’s trying to exterminate us.

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          As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I’m picky), I wish I was gayer.

          That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.

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        All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.

        Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.

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          But whether or not you have the option of building your life around a relatively narrow script that you might only deviate from a little, or you can only pick up scraps of it, or you have to start with a totally blank page every day does effect how interesting and novel your drama’s gonna be.

          I’m asserting a difference of entertainment quality, not quantity or severity.

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        I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?

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          Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.

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        I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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          Even the non nerds. I’ve dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!

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      Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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      not if you like anal

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    Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV

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      This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.

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      Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B…I…T…C…H it automatically turns to removed. They’re treating you like some kid who can’t handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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        • zod000@lemmy.ml
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          Not all of us. I just read what it said on the main page “A community of privacy and FOSS enthusiasts, run by Lemmy’s developers” and thought that sounded good. I’m sure a lot of people that were new to lemmy figured the instance run by the devs themselves would be a safe bet. There also wasn’t nearly as much drama around .ml back then, but it honestly hasn’t been enough of an issue to make me create an account on a new instance and switch.

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          I think it has to do with what they are used to. They never knew the freedom other instances provided.

          Also, don’t you have to read like the Communist Manifesto to even join lemmy,ml? Sounds to me only something objectively stupid people would do to join an internet forum.

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            lol, no of course not, unless that changed later. I would have noped right out.

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        Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like “Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes” or something along those lines.

        From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

        Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don’t bother to interact with the instance at all. I don’t have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I’d ever deal with from admins… and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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          But, isn’t it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don’t like it you can just move or block?

          The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

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          . I don’t have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

          Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn’t block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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            • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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              I couldn’t agree more. Unfortunately, the devs are .ml fans, and they know such a feature would ruin their instance because people fucking hate them.

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                Check the changelogs for the latest release then. :)

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        What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what’s wrong with my dogs?

        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          Are you the legendary Poem for your sprog of yore?!

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          Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan

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            Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn’t me.

            • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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              Margot Robbie, SatansMaggotyCumFart, Kolanaki, The Picard Maneuver

              We’ve got a whole list of local celebs that can be met!

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                  You know him from outside the fediverse too?

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              I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they’d been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

              I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

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                It’s not the real Margot, just someone who plays her on TV.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Lmao

      1000010958

      Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

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      Bitch whaat ?

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      Oh removed got removed!

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      This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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    So glad I suck dick

    As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.

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