i want you to look at my cat
here’s my baby
That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one
YESSS very nice thank you
Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢
it’s genuinely the best keyboard I’ve ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I’m going to college in about a month but other than that it’s stock and AMAZING!!
It’s so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!
Nevermind then.
But all I brought were blow jobs. :(
Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?
no blowjobs please
well what am I supposed to do now??
Cornetto
When’s your birthday?
22nd of February.
What year?
Every year.
Get out.
We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups
Gonna start using this at work.
“Alright guys, I’m going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I’m out?”
I would like a bowl of eyes please
There’s an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em
Borgar and fries
Also, you don’t have to walk this lonely road, it’s not the only one you ever known, you know.
We can walk it together <3
How about a frappuchino and a hand job?
When you need nightmare fuel in Don’t Starve Together
Tea would be nice.
Chai with some lavender notes might hit the spot.
… No, not just for me, take a break once in a while!
Cashews
What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔Ooooorrr…
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I mean, there are always other options lol