I use these
Yeah, but some of us don’t want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.
are you describing a grocery store?
It says IKEA on it.
Ohhh. I sincerely thought you were referring to your own personal small appliance drawer, hah. Glad I revisited this comment.
Is that how you think of your “random small appliance” drawer? Aka. The junk drawer of the kitchen.
Take your fowl magic elsewhere vvitch.
Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.
Also id probably lose 4 of these before giving up outright.
You buy them in bags of 20ish, and keep buying them until you have established an equilibrium in your home where there always are a few around to put on new bags. I’m not joking.
Foul
This is clearly derived from chicken magic.
Chicken arise arise chicken arise.
I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.
Spinning the bag is also fun. Sometimes I spin it more than necessary just to be silly
It’s called an occlupanid, thank you.
Am I the only one who spins it then sleeves it inside out back over the bread?
Seems overkill
You monster
Not enough plastic for that until further along in the loaf…!?
That looks like one of those gifs of people doing impressions of birds, but I don’t think it is.
It’s from a YT channel with the lady on the right talking some newage quakery about the grass speaking to her soul and such and the one on the left is her daughter or disciple or something that is usually acting like she’s drugged out of her gourd, doing yoga stretches, and occasionally chiming in with a “that’s true” to whatever the other is saying.
It’s quite bizarre and kinda funny
This rabbit hole goes a LOT deeper than this if anyone is interested. It gets a lot less funny once you finish wubbys little mini doc on them. This is untreated mental illnesses, multiple.
#prayforjamie
Pfifft I just leave the bag open
Bread needs to breathe
Pfft, I just eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
I just do a slip knot.
I push my fingers into my eyes.
Good idea
Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I’m going back to bread clips.
I can keep track of the clip for about 1/3 of the bread loaf… until the twist is long enough to tuck easily. Then, sometimes I’m even too put-upon to twist and I simply wrap and tuck.
Clothespin gang
We used to break one wing of, wedge it onto the tip of our middle finger and flick them around the store. Mom would get so pissed!
Stores around us used to have them for produce bags.
Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag
God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.
Get a bread bag, you heathens.
Bread comes in a bag already
I keep mine in a bin. Not the bin. But a bin.
Give me a twist tie, so I can violently spin the whole loaf a few rotations.
