Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.
Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!
I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.
do not go gentle into that good night
The fuck? It’s all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should’ve factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I’d be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up… but that’s nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can’t fix! 😅
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it’s probably more for wasting food than eating too much.
A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.
