Roast the pubes and take a peeler to the shaft and slice them into chips. Olive oil salt pepper farlic powder and theow them in the oven to roast too. They are very sweet and underrated.

Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It’ll give you the farts but it’s all delicious.

for some reason i thought broccoli was some kind of metaphor for dong and was very confused what this post and its comments were actually talking about. but no its just broccoli.

The stalk is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.

The dog loves the shaft, it’s be rude to deny him.

Now I don’t like any of it.

I don’t care for either unless it’s covered in cheese.

Here’s a new copy of this

I’m ace… I mean, I don’t like broccoli. While, I’m actually ace too.