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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world
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    Had a dream in college while napping that McDonalds was offering 200 chicken nuggets for $20. I frantically texted my friends that I was gonna take a nap and then we were gonna move on that before McDonalds realized what a deal that was. Then in my dream I walked home and got in bed before waking up for real. The disappointment that followed was possibly the biggest disappointment of my life.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      You slept on it and ended up in the bad timeline.

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    I want to see this made into a 5 minute short.

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      I’ll only watch a 5 second film of it.

      • NoPanko@feddit.uk
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        50ms is about the limit of my attention span, take it or leave it

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Also would you like to supersize it for only a dollar more?

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      For a bigger jump scare? What is this, Jack in the Box?

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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        Uhhh, sir this is a Wendy’s.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    It was the McRib.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      Except now it’s a real rack of ribs.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      I know I’m ready. We’ve never had it in my country, so I want it.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        Prepare for disappontment!

        • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          I don’t know if my taste buds changed or if the formula changed, but I loved that thing back in the 90s. I tried one a few years ago and it was cloyingly sweet and the bread was stale.

          These days I’m pretty much always disappointed on the rare occasion I get fast food (usually while traveling and needing something I can eat quickly) because the bun is always stale. I don’t know if I just got to the point where it never tastes good or if things really used to be better.

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            The last time I remember it coming through a friend talked me I to trying it since I had not had one since they first came out due to not liking them. He said it was as good as he remembered. It was as awful as I remember, overly sweet sauce and a repulsive texture.

            The bread being stale is a store level issue. My bun was fine, just a generic fast food roll like I remembered.

            I probably disliked it because of having regular and easy access to good BBQ as a kid, including rib meat sandwiches. Not the best BBQ ever, just way above McDonald’s lame attempt.

  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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    He wasn’t ready

  • blargle@sh.itjust.works
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    Could be. Could be.

  • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    !thomastheplankengine@lemmy.blahaj.zone

  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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    when IT is your personal data, including your voice

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I screamed at the McDonald’s part.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    🔴ALERT: CONTAINMENT BREACH🔴

    MTF ALPHA-1, YOU ARE AUTHORISED TO STRIKE

    • CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world
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      MTF ALPHA-1:

      :3

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Sounds like something some company would have done in the 2000s. Not McDonald’s, but…I’m getting a Sony vibe. It’s something Sony’s game division would have done.

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    Mmm yes very wise

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      Top tier wiseposting

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      Mmm no too reptilian

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