Had a dream in college while napping that McDonalds was offering 200 chicken nuggets for $20. I frantically texted my friends that I was gonna take a nap and then we were gonna move on that before McDonalds realized what a deal that was. Then in my dream I walked home and got in bed before waking up for real. The disappointment that followed was possibly the biggest disappointment of my life.
You slept on it and ended up in the bad timeline.
I want to see this made into a 5 minute short.
I’ll only watch a 5 second film of it.
50ms is about the limit of my attention span, take it or leave it
Also would you like to supersize it for only a dollar more?
For a bigger jump scare? What is this, Jack in the Box?
Uhhh, sir this is a Wendy’s.
It was the McRib.
Except now it’s a real rack of ribs.
I know I’m ready. We’ve never had it in my country, so I want it.
Prepare for disappontment!
I don’t know if my taste buds changed or if the formula changed, but I loved that thing back in the 90s. I tried one a few years ago and it was cloyingly sweet and the bread was stale.
These days I’m pretty much always disappointed on the rare occasion I get fast food (usually while traveling and needing something I can eat quickly) because the bun is always stale. I don’t know if I just got to the point where it never tastes good or if things really used to be better.
The last time I remember it coming through a friend talked me I to trying it since I had not had one since they first came out due to not liking them. He said it was as good as he remembered. It was as awful as I remember, overly sweet sauce and a repulsive texture.
The bread being stale is a store level issue. My bun was fine, just a generic fast food roll like I remembered.
I probably disliked it because of having regular and easy access to good BBQ as a kid, including rib meat sandwiches. Not the best BBQ ever, just way above McDonald’s lame attempt.
He wasn’t ready
Could be. Could be.
when IT is your personal data, including your voice
I screamed at the McDonald’s part.
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Sounds like something some company would have done in the 2000s. Not McDonald’s, but…I’m getting a Sony vibe. It’s something Sony’s game division would have done.
Mmm yes very wise
Top tier wiseposting
Mmm no too reptilian