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Thank you, Captain Obvious.

No, no - It’s because it’s mechahitler that this contract is now in place.

“Mom? Someone’s gonna send you those videos of me wanking again!”

“Okay dear.”

“Notably, he continued to provide significant emotional and financial support to … Justin, even into his 30s, as Justin struggled with unemployment and finding his path,” Schorn’s office said of Michael.

Oh, he found his path. It was just a really shitty path.

Not being rude, just honest, but fine.

Fine. Since I’m apparently “rude,” I’ll elaborate.

Your wife goes missing. As the spouse, you are the prime suspect. The police are far less interested in finding your wife than they are in arresting the person they think is responsible for your wife’s being missing. They are going to interrogate you, in one of those tiny rooms with no windows where they put themselves between you and the door, and get more and more inside your personal space. For hours, and they’re going to treat you as though you are guilty, because they want you to confess to a crime. They want you to incriminate yourself.

You’re already super stressed about your wife being missing, maybe you’re wondering where your kids are and the stress they’re under. Do you have a dead solid alibi? Are you sure? The police are allowed to lie to you; you are not allowed to lie to them. Are you certain you won’t even misspeak? Because what you consider a mistake, they will consider a lie, and that makes you even more a suspect. Are there any other uncomfortable facts in your life? Affairs, money trouble, arguments, drugs? Is anyone undocumented? All that shit is about to come out, all that shit will be used against you.

Are you mentally capable of navigating this situation, where there’s a real chance of your being imprisoned for who knows how long? No, you are not.

Unless you want to load more trouble on top of the trouble that’s already there, you will not speak to the police without your lawyer present.

You asked. I answered. Sorry if you didn’t like the answer. If you already knew what you wanted the answer to be, why did you ask?

Call from a burner phone and give an anonymous report. Even then, if you have the slightest connection with the victim, you will be questioned, and you should shut the fuck up.

Investigators are looking for someone to arrest, prosecutors are looking for someone to charge, and courts are looking for someone to convict. Whether that person is actually culpable is irrelevant.

There’s a lot of questionable things that people in crisis turn to. Intoxicants, religion, c/tenforward, fascism.

As long as the people in charge of those states continue to implement regressive policies - including voter disenfranchisement - yes, I will write them off.

Once the people in charge of those states either do a complete 180 (ha, right), or are removed from any position of power (by any means) and replaced with progressives, then we can talk.

DEI is bad! Treat everyone based on their merits! Remove the bio pages for anyone not white and male!

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