Maybe she needs to stop sitting in front of really interesting shit

Just a little off the top, please

No, just lip balm.

lol you wish

Astral projection costs extra, and it’s not covered because it’s a specialist.

He wasn’t ready

🎶You may say he’s hypocritical.

He’ll just say he’s apolitical.🎵

🎶"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

That’s not my department," says Werner Von Braun.🎵

Idk, kids sound a lot easier to fight than adults.

Elmo would never!

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs