Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.
Anyone going faster than them is a dildo apparently.
That’s an interesting take. You’re probably correct.
I get irrationally annoyed when I see cars without license plates. I can’t help but think the dildo is inside the car.
It’s a street sign for the town in Newfoundland.
Are we looking at the same picture? That’s clearly a sticker on a car.
edit: Better image source.
Bonus
According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don’t see anything wrong.
How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone’s cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.
- Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
- Where is it located?
- It’s up my ass, sir.
- I’m gonna ask you to present it.
- Pardon?
- Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…
Here we go, I’m writing smut.
I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them
A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
Police britality!
Anyone that’s in the left lane beside them is a ^
Extremely old South Park reference?
