Isn’t Christianity just a blend of pagan, Judaism and Zoroastrianism? “CopyHomeWorkMeme.jpg”
All religions are basically the same. They all came about by guys trying to explain things that they couldn’t understand. And all of them are similar with things like a virgin birth.
First out loud laugh of the day
FOLLOTD!
*Then I offended some of you so that you wold kill and I could forgive you killing me and at the same time kind of forgive everyone everything but not only under certain conditions.
*to redeem you from my judgement, since you will never be good enough to undo you having Knowldege of Good and Evil, in the original shouldering of Collective Guilt.
Isn’t that called “original sin”? What a fucked up concept. Every single person born starts out in the negative for shit that they never did
“So that we can destroy all of those not chosen by god/me and rule the entire world until god/I take the even more chosen by god/me to ascend to heaven while everyone else desperately kill each other in the demon infested aftermath of god’s/my complete abandonment.”
This is not hyperbolic, that’s literally the goals of christianity and abrahamic religions in general.
Modern Judaism doesn’t really have this kind of view of the end of the world at all. This was kind of fad in Judaism for a while due to Israel getting conquered a bunch by foreign powers but it hasn’t been a big thing for like 2000 years at this point
It confusing because no one explains that Jesus was a cultist who said everyone was going to rise from the grave and this world would become heaven. Jesus was pro zombie world so much that his followers made up Zombie Jesus to prove he was right.
This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10
It will always be confusing as long as you think about it
I think Jesus’ backstory plays into the manipulative auntie strat where they made 1 singular sacrifice in their life and because of that you have to be grateful and mow the lawn, Willy.
Enkelt penkelt citronklämmis.
God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.
Jesus: Please don’t.
Now eat my flesh and drink my blood. I SAID DRINK IT PLEDGE
