Racoons first
Those thumbs would get them into trouble.
I met a couple with a pet raccoon once. They said it got into everything all the time and generally caused mischief constantly.
Have thumbs, can confirm.
They do not have thumbs.
How about we work on domesticating people. Seems we’ve allowed the feral ones to get out of control.
Don’t you see? They’ve domesticated us. The other apes would’ve beaten the billionaires to death by now.
Why does this feel like advocating for slavery…
Maybe it’s like wheat? Cook it once to get bread and twice to get toast.
Has anybody tried domesticating a golden retriever a second time?
I’d rather get a domesticated chimpanzee to help with chores. If someone else, preferably someone with little fear of death and nothing to live for, could get on it, I would appreciate that.
Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy
Shut up Smithers! Just get these tranquilized apes into the van before the zookeepers get wise to us!
I’ve seen this movie. It ends with a nuclear explosion that throws two of the new ape-people back in time!
I feel like this would be like basically selectively breeding the down syndrome equivalent into them
If someone else, preferably someone with little fear of death and nothing to live for
My time to shine!!! Oh, but also I’m very lazy.
They already did foxes, didn’t they?
And the fox was ok with this? What did the fox say?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?
It made friends with a dog. They were the best of friends, having so much fun together. They weren’t even aware they were such a funny pair.
As a switch, a service top, and a (hybrid) wolf: yes hello
i wonder if we could selectively breed them to be able to speak? like how much time would it take to breed the intelligence and necessary vocal stuff to make that possible
