Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina.
Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either.
Bachelor Chow v1
I was going to say Piggy’s gotta have his McDonalds so that’ll be safe, but he already shits his pants so who can tell the difference?
Soylent Green.
welcome to Western India…
Republicans are now trying to make everyone crap their pants with a new product.
“One must not embarrass the King, we must make soiling one’s pantaloons commonplace and perfectly normal to assuage the Royal ego!”
Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?
Those assholes won’t be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.
Because they are very stupid people.
Can we just get a list of foods that don’t have some disease all over them? It’s basically just:
Pie
Salt
Spaghetti
Fish sticks
Make this the new food pyramid. Problem solved
“…and that was how we liked it!”
How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?
Get some food standards, people.
Also… Why add this powder to granola? I’ve made granola before but never added moringa
time to start boiling everything again.
But then it’s oatmeal not granola…
Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola, after one of the ingredients, moringa powder, tested positive for the bacteria.
Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it’s for…
Moringa powder is a green superfood made from the dried, crushed leaves of the Moringa oleifera tree. It is packed with vitamins A and C, calcium, iron, and plant antioxidants, and people use it to boost energy, lower inflammation, and support overall wellness.
Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.
Sal Monella… I dated his sister whaoaohhh…
Not to be confused with Sam O’nella who used to make amusing YouTube videos.
Oh good I LOVE salmon!
On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.
If their president shits his pants, others should do that, too!
There needs to be a rule for tagging something that’s not global or international. This is mostly about the tons of US specific things posted like nothing else exists, like this post.
make every crap their pants
I can understand wanting to make pants. I don’t understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It’s just wrong.
No I think in this case they’re actually telling you that every crap needs to be turned into a pair of pants for them… Whoever they are they are about to be in a very crappy situation.
At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.
The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.
