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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

www.thesun.co.uk

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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BRITISH Airways crew were mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon — and got no sleep owing to moans and groans from a 24-hour orgy. Staff who tried to kip in bondage-themed beds were unable to work th…
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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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        Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

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    This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.

      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

      • Z3k3@lemmy.world
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        Works for me. The sun can get fucked

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

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      I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels…

      The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

      Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

      Click on contatti

      Oooh, info@moomhotel.com

      It’s just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    And they’re complaining?!

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      If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

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    Why does this never happen to me?

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      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

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      The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.

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    I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

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      There’s nothing worse than a Tuesday.

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    That is quite wild.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      “I can’t fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up”.

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        “So since I’m already here, I might as well at this hotel”

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    “accidentally”

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    “Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”

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    Show of hands.

    Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

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    There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

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      Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.

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    And the crew said “THANK YOU!!!”

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