Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
Hahaha.
I hope he loves in fear. He did all of that. He ruined the fucking nuclear treaty, he invaded when that went to shit, and now he’s losing a war.
What a fucking goddamn dumbass. I hope he never rests well again.
He’s always lived in fear. He has no friends.
Is it bad that even though I’m an American and not exactly a full on Iranian supporter…but wouldn’t mind if they successfully assassinated Trump and Vance at all? It would at least be karma for starting this bullshit war in the first place
Nope. I’m with you. Almost feels treasonous to wish our president harm/death, but fuck him and his family.
"Look, people are asking me about aircraft catering carts. And I tell them, nobody knows catering carts better than me, okay? Nobody!
These carts, they are INCREDIBLE. Absolutely top of the line.
People come up to me, big flight attendants, strong people, with tears in their eyes, they say, ‘Sir, we put hundreds of sodas in there, the little cans, the snacks, everything, and it still moves so light. Nobody else could design a cart like this’."
– Trump probably
What’s… funny I guess, is that he doesn’t even really talk like that anymore, because he barely makes it through a sentence now
Maybe he should try a prison one.
Why the hell would they reveal this? Seems like a terrible idea. Secret Service never reveals details about things like that. Or at least, they shouldn’t.
Meaning the staff and reporters on the other plane were being used as decoys without their knowledge or consent.
That’s pretty fucked up.
I bet that’s what all those civilians were saying when Americans killed 100+ people while kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
I’m not really sure what point you’re trying to make.
Elaborate ruse Is a bit dramatic here. This has all the complexity of a bugs bunny sketch.
Would have been a shame if they forgot he was in there
“Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?”
That’s just the President’s’ McDonald’s lunch.
Sorry. No way Fatty McRapist is getting into a catering cart. Maybe the back of a catering van. Assuming you bleach it before putting food back in it.
don’t do caterers like that. they’d tie his leash to the bumper at most
It sounds like it was like a wheeled trolley you’d see in a hotel hallway, but I think it was actually a cargo container of some sort used to load catering cargo on and off the plane. Although I’m not completely dismissing the image of him crouched under a tablecloth being wheeled down the tarmac by a butler concealing an MP5.
There’s never going to an end to the documentaries made about this presidency, is there?
Can you imagine the kind of shit that will be made public 5 or 10 years after he leaves the presidency?
No matter how batshit insane whatever my imagination can conjure up is, I can guarantee it’ll be a lot worse.
i miss not being surprised by much.
we’ll probably find out he had a private mcdonalds installed at the white house that gets its “beef” from an unethical mortician.
so like that’s about how extreme of the batshittery i’m expecting is.
edit: wait this explains Kennedy
The United States finally has an answer to Stalin.
Stalin was both effective and relatively efficient. This dumbass is neither. More like whatever the knockoff of a Temu Stalin would be.
And to clarify, yes, I’m saying that even Temu is too high quality to be carrying anything Trump branded.
Efficient? I think Stalin probably could have managed with killing many fewer people.
He did it efficiently though
It’s cute you think this will be over by then.
The tech bros who bought this administration seem to be getting a little nervous lately. I have a feeling they’re starting to wonder if they can really shoot the moon, or if they’re going to the next Nuremberg trial.
honestly I’m imagining the shit that just never will.
Depends. Hollywood will never have the spine to depict him honestly, but if American media continues its decline and loses its stranglehold on popular culture then the floodgates will open.
Honestly, with the way things are going in this nation, we’re probably going to be too worried about a myriad of other things to give a shit about this rapist’s documentaries.
Wouldn’t someone have noticed the smell?
“Why does this food smell like somebody died shitting themselves?”
Or the obnoxiously large “catering cart?” A normal one couldn’t possibly hide his giant ass.
They have a scissor lift box truck that the food comes in and then they lift it up to the plane and wheel the carts off. They got JFK’s dead body on air force one the same way.
Now the whole plane smells like fake tan.
He wanted to open the straight of hummus.
The reflecting pool is still “the strait of warm ooze”
Didn’t he survive 2 assasination attempts before without worry, what’s the difference with a mere threat?
This threat was real and not a false flag?
This one would be done by someone semi-competent and explosives likely over an idiot reactionary with a gun.
Yeah but if he survived, think of the ratings! He’ll do another pose, photos will take millions of photos and they’ll put him on the front page of the newspaper!
Don’t live in fear Mr Trump!
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I hope there’s a VEEP/Arrested Development like show about this cartoonish presidency in a couple years. There’s so much material.
Veep is severely underrated imo.
They already tried that with comedies about Bush Jr
It would be an absolute 👨🍳 💋 if they cast the SNL actors who portray them in the series too lol
“Ummm yeah, right. We hid him in the catering cart. He totally didn’t get stuck in there when he thought he saw loose McDonald’s fries on the floor of the cart.”
