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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday

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If you want to be successful this is the question you have to ask yourself everyday

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    3 个月前

    From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.

    • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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      Hell yeah brother

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I can proudly state I haven’t had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol

    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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      The Uncle Buck plan, I approve

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    3 个月前

    “This position requires 6 beers experience.”

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I’m drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I’m on holiday, so I can.

  • jownz@lemmy.world
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    With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.

  • brap@lemmy.world
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    Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I’d be stone cold sober.

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    It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.

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    Idk piss?

    I don’t value the piss fetisher’s psyop that you gotta “not break the seal” like you just want me to piss myself and I’m not falling for it.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    By 5, I’ll be wishing I didn’t have any more. By 10, I’ll be wondering how I’m even alive

  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafedeleted by creator
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    My vision is a bit fuzzy…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.

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    At my rate, probably about a year or so older.

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    “where do you see yourself 10 beers from now” would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.

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    I’ll be dead because I’ve never consumed alchohol

    • usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
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      Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.

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        Thanks, but meth is enough for me

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    I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it

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