You don’t get partial credits for sitting on the toilet. You have to take your pants off before.
Pants are of no concern, when you are QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE N-TH DIMENSION
Shroedinger’s Scat
I always forget that step :(
Using a flexible dryer tube for a toilet drain is… I’m gonna go with ill-advised.
He knew.
Incorrect, as you are more vulnerable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
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“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
Autocorrect strikes again
I’m unhappy that you corrected your comment. You’ve just destroyed a small bit of the mystery left in this world lol!
Also you’re not supposed to pull down your pants.
Shit hard enough to have it seep through the pants. That’s how you make sure it goes in one flush.
After you’re done, flush the pants. And yourself.
Hahaha look at this dummy who doesn’t cut a shit hole in his pants!
Well, I sit on the toilet like in the picture and proceed to shit my pants like it’s supposed to be done. No poop hole needed sir!
Why is that toilet hooked up to a dryer vent?
I was at least tomorrow years old.
Side-saddle gang.
I don’t know if I was a small kid or potty trained early, but I distinctly remember having to sit sideways until my parents got an adapter seat, because my (likely malnourished) skinny ass would wind up in the water if I sat straight on.
Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.
We’ve all tried it at least once
I have not but I’m willing to give it a shot.
Edit: used the bidet attachment to wash my balls
10/10
You just know that some coke head has ripped a fat line in that position… apparently there’s nowhere classier than the top of a cistern to get your sniff-on.
Edit: Seat down, obviously.
It’s not to be classy, it’s just an accessible, flat, nonporous surface that can typically be accessed privately when out and about in public.
Karens tend to get pissy when you start cutting lines on restaurant tables or store counters. Pretty much everyone loves you if you just walk in to the restaurant kitchen and start cutting lines on those tables, but that gets pricey fast and in this economy the bathroom stall is really the only choice for most of us.
Yeah, I do know. Just have a bump though - terrible things happen in public toilets.
I actually worked a short contract for a UK brewery boxing-in all the porcelain in the cubicles to try and discourage this practice. Night shift, in a men’s toilet, is hell of an addition to any cv.
Hah. I was suckered in to agreeing to be the store manager for a convenience store (basic gas station with snacks, fairly small property) in downtown Denver during a huge heroin/fentanyl boom a decade or so back. On the average day we’d collect over 40 used syringes people just left laying around the lot.
One day a cashier was changing the trash bags at the pump-side trash cans and had a syringe go through her hand. Had to send her out for several bloodwork tests and buy industrial gloves for trash bag handling… someone was apparantly at a gas pump likely actively filling their car and decided since they had 2 minutes to kill they might as well shoot up. That or shot up on the way and pitched the needle when they paused. Crazy shit either way.
But there was also real crazy shit. Someone’s dope fiend constipation broke lose in the men’s room one day. This person managed to shit all over the toilet. Seat, back, plumbing, everything. And the shit continued up the wall behind the toilet, covered most of the sink, mirror, floor… like someone opened several gallon jugs of liquid shit that smelled worse than anything I could have imagined and flung it over everything in the room. I had to take a mop and just keep dipping it into the mop water then gently slopping it against the poosplosion to re-liquify it and get it to run down the drain in the room. It took 2 days and gallons of chemicals trying to wash the stank away before people stopped complaining any time someone went in there.
Another day someone actually ODd and died shooting up in that same men’s room. The store was designed to have the manager’s office door and the bathroom doors facing each other across a narrow hall. I had to call my regional manager and tell him I wasn’t going to be able to make it to a meeting because there was a corpse on a stretcher blocking me from leaving my office and the paramedics seemed to be in no hurry to move him from there.
I have no issues with drugs and responsible adult fun times, but addiction is pure hell.
I’ve heard that in certain parts of the world, this is method is used to wash/rinse one’s self in regards to a bidet.
How does that work? I’ve been using bidets a long time and I haven’t a clue how facing backwards could help
The gen-z toilet stance.
That’s where all the poopoo and peepeo dust is. Best to not make eye contact.
