There’s plenty of evidence. The voices he hears all promised that it’s true, and they say they’re all doctors and wizards and wizard doctors.

I mean, do you blame them? The more I look at the world and a lot of it’s leaders and shitsacks, the more I start to suggest nuclear holocaust as the best way forward as well.

I you see masked people trying to abduct someone, those are called kidnappers. You should do your civic duty by shooting all kidnappers in the head.

We’re now expected to rent imaginary spaces for our characters to play the game we already purchased in?

Is advocating people be burned at the stake against the ToS here? Because I’m advocating the fuck out of that.

Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.

I got something else. It seems that psychotic looking conventionally attractive women are my thing.

I can fix her.

I mean, if she pours it on everything…