I assume that’s one of Melon Husk’s daughters? Don’t most of his brood hate him though?

I blend spinach up and mix it into mac and cheese or other cream sauces where it wouldn’t be too out of place. Great way to trick my 38 and 43-year olds into eating their veggies.

I’m also eating colcannon right now, and I bet you could sub the cabbage I used for spinach and it’d still be pretty good.

Absolutely, no hesitation.

Who wouldn’t fuck that pie?

I’m Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.

Alright, that’s fucking it. Next long weekend I have, I’m figuring out how to install Bazzite.

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

Try to find the nearest shaman, apothecary or herbalist and trade my future clothes/pocket contents for some hallucinogens and painless poison. I ain’t living through a time before electricity.