Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

No, I mean I don’t use them needlessly or whatever. I kinda use them to sorta let my thoughts buffer.

It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is over twice that.

That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.

I’m not a wrestling fan, so I’m going on the assumption that I can pick a truly obnoxious song for trolling purposes, especially if I’m the scripted asshole.

Which is all to say I choose Smash Mouth’s “Come On Come On”, specifically the chorus.

I’m bad at the spike bouncing and what seems to be frequent down-air attacking in general, I can never get far into it.

Dark Souls Miyazaki and Ghibli Miyakazi team up to make an action game that’s either based on or has the same vibes and visuals as Princess Mononoke or Nausicaa.

9/25

9 2 5

9 to 5

Another of the wrong 80-year-olds dead. The grim reaper has the aim of a fucking stormtrooper.

Jesus christ, I’d rather die.

“Moisturize all over me!”

…Birdo

I just got back from The Odyssey (it’s shite, Leguizamo is the only saving grace) having known none of the cast beforehand except Matt Damon, and it was kind of offputting when I saw they were both in it tbh. At least they had no scenes together.

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My mom boiled brussels sprouts and I hated them. As an adult who knows to roast them, they’ve become one of my favorite vegetables.

Controversial to who? Shitty bait-and-switch “live service” studios? Fuck em.

This poster makes a new alt every few weeks/months to bait someone into saying the word “chav” so they can have a meltdown about it being a “slur”. Get bent, OP.

TIL about the jello shot. My favorite story about Tom Leherer is when rapper 2 Chainz wanted to sample his song “The Old Dope Peddler”.

Lehrer’s reply read “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”