I was looking for “buzzword soup website doesn’t say what the product fucking does”
Maybe that wouldn’t fit in a square
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It’s so perfectly terrible 🥹
the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.
Oh, that CloudBox…
Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?
Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes
You completely forgot:
“Actually just monetizes somethign that already existed for free”
Though I guess Ads is already the free space.But it’s new and better! Just ask our huge team of three programmers and thirty marketing geniuses.
What apps only work for straight white guys?
Not an app, but the Kinect had trouble with people of certain shades
Maybe the skin cancer detection app?
Tinder?
I would add “people blame programmers and CS majors instead of rich dudes for some reason.”
Edit: why is it wrong to laude a company I work for because they are ethical and doing business how it should be done? If we do not share the good companies as alternatives how will we ensure that they stick around?
I am actually very proud that the company I work for literally does not tick a single box.
We are a cloud infrastructure company that caters to animation and visual effects artists. We sponsor people’s passion projects. Everything is a prepay model that does not have any minimums and actually let’s you zero your account. No advertising, no data harvesting (I can say that with confidence as I would be the person doing it if it were happening and I don’t). Genuine altruism and genuine customer centric development. And the culture is not toxic in the slightest. The owners always make sure we are all paid before taking a dime and never take more than they pay the rest of us. It is seriously such a good company.
They also do compute for computational chemistry, prosumer AI platforming (providing access to ComfyUI, A1111, etc, not actually building AIs or stealing anyone’s data), and we can handle just about anything else.
If anyone out there has need for compute power for anything and want to work with a company that actually gives a shit, reach out. Especially if it is in a vertical space we already provide services in.
You might have just crossed off the central box
I get what you are sayin, but it was not an advertisement since I am acting as a citizen, not an employee. I wanted to actually share that I was proud of my bosses for doing things the way they should. If we don’t share the ones that behave right, they will all vanish because it is not as profitable to behave right as it is to abuse customers and employees. I would encourage anyone who works somewhere that acts with honor and respect to share it and offer proof of why it is true. Laude the laudable, ya know? We do a good job of calling out the pieces of shit, but not for offering alternatives.
My code only gets me one square :(
(Doesn’t work)
[obligatory George Carlin reference]
