• spongebue@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I was looking for “buzzword soup website doesn’t say what the product fucking does”

    Maybe that wouldn’t fit in a square

    • Stovetop@lemmy.world
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    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes