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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

And the good news is she got the job

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And the good news is she got the job

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • zanyllama52@infosec.pub
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    New job looks like it’ll suck

    • snake@lemmy.world
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      I bet she’ll be working her ass off

    • redsand@infosec.pub
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      Only in the beginning

      • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
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        And probably at the very end too.

        • redsand@infosec.pub
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          Depends how she does working at the desk. It’s hard work.

    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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      Take this job and shove it…

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      LOL

  • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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    How sick is it that so many see that black couch in a room with a white wall and immediately know what it’s all about

    • Tiral@lemmy.world
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      I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It’s like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        Now put the gridr notification sound

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      Not many people have actual step-siblings and yet we all know what that shit is about.

      • Johanno@feddit.org
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        What are you doing stepladder?

      • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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        It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings

    • JayK117@aussie.zone
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      And no male can admit, in the presence of a woman, why that is funny.

      • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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        Exactly. It’s just funny.

    • lemonbun@lemmy.world
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      its community

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Oh god! You’re gonna make me work!

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sadly she got fucked in that interview and it turned out there wasn’t really a job.

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      Hold on, is this for real?

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        (Warning NSFW) “Backroom Casting Couch”

        That said, their “porn job interview but there wasn’t really any job” schtick is theatrics, as far as I know.

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          Yes and no. Lately companies began pulling this shit for real, because well, you don’t exactly have to pay actresses that way…and they are easier to abuse.

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    She blew their minds! Weirdly she shortened her text to “blew them” but I know what she meant!

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      I think most of those scenarios end with the applicant bent over that couch receiving it doggy

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    What’s your girlfriend’s name? Asking for a friend.

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      Erin macmillan, according to people in the internet

      Good luck my dude or dudette

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        Thanks. I’ll, uh, tell my friend

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        M’dude thanks for the sauce. O7

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    hopefully she got the job 🤞

    • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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      More like gave it

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    Instead of getting fucked out of a job she got fucked into a job

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