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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    struggles to open

    “screw this, I’ll do without”

  • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Rapists love using condoms I’m sure

    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/

      • CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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        Something tells me most rapists aren’t all that bright.

        • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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          Smart and decent aren’t synonymous

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don’t really have to care.

  • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

    • undefinedValue@programming.dev
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      Well know they won’t be able too…

  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?

    How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”

  • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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    “SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”

    whimpers

    “Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”

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    Can it be two pairs of hands?
    The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
    Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

    • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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      The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.

      • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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        Marriage didn’t do much for consent 🤷

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          I have a feeling that signing a whole legal document/ screaming to the four winds (both families included) you will be having sex with this person did a lot for consent. But I understand, marital rape. Divorce is a thing though, and always should have been, but some cultures have been historically more brutally misogynistic than others…

      • CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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        Wealth inequality is basically the only issue that matters. Every other problem stems from that.

        • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
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          No, people are aimless and in times of great wealth they just turn to hedonism and lose sight of the bigger picture. Man needs more than bread…

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Do You think he has 2 dicks?

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      I hope so

  • snooggums@lemmy.world
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    Bethany Hamilton is apparently stoppable.

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